So This is Africa...

Last weekend was unreal. I mean, I already knew it was going to be sick, but I didn’t know HOW sick. Walking with 13 month old lions, riding elephants, seeing the widest waterfall in the world up close and from a helicopter, and of course- bungee jumping.

To be honest, like most people in the world, this is what came to mind when I thought of Africa. Obviously I knew that South Africa is completely different from the rest of Africa, but you can never get those images from movies out of head completely. Zambia is Africa: and it’s fascinating. The wildlife everywhere: we had to stop our jeep at one point because there were elephants crossing the road at night! When I first got to my hotel I saw this monkey just chilling and I took pictures and got really excited until I realized that monkeys and baboons are eeeeverywhere. Literally. When I went bungee jumping there were tons of then under the bridge with these teeny tiny baby baboons hanging onto their bellies.

Speaking of bungee jumping – it was amazing! I’ve been skydiving before (and will again in a couple of days- I’m so psyched!!), but bungee jumping is waaaay scarier. You’re actually close enough to the ground (or water in my case) that you could easily die. When you’re skydiving you’re way too far away to even get close to a real threat. But the swing is even scarier! Not if you’re mentally prepared of course, but I was prepared for the bungee- I knew I’d be diving head first into the gorge. But the swing I just imagined myself swinging under the bridge. But you fall before you swing. And it’s scary AS HELL.

I met this great group of Irish people on the elephant ride, and went to a BBQ at their lodge at night. We ended up all chilling and then going out to a local bar- it was hilarious! Most of the music was local music, and everyone was jammin'. Of course they played Waving Flag at one point and everyone went all out! I just can't get sick of that song... And they have this local beer here called Mosi that's really good!

Anyways, one and a half days is way too short of a time to spend at Vic Falls... but I guess it's good cuz it gives me a reason to come back!

Ugh I don't even want to think about coming back... I really, really, really love it here. The people here are so amazingly nice and fun and awesome! I can't even believe in about 2 weeks I'm leaving =/. And this only makes my whole deciding-where-to-go-after-graduation job even harder. It's going to be rough going back to reality. Meanwhile, this is the first weekend I'm spending in Joburg in a while, and it's my friend from here's bday, so it should be awesome!

My New Favorite City: Durban

I really hope Brasil can step it up from this World Cup. The stadiums here are just AMAZING! I thought Soccer City was the coolest stadium I had ever seen until I saw the Moses Mabhida Stadium in Durban. I can’t even imagine being here for a game, the stadium is SO sick! And you can take a cable car up to the top of the arc and you get to see the whole city, from the ocean to the mountains.
I took the liberty to draw myself on top of the arc so you guys can see where we were.

I basically fell in love with Durban this weekend. I went with 3 friends: 2 friends from here and a girl that was couch-surfing at one of the guy’s houses from Ukraine/Russia/France. So much fun! We started off by road tripping Friday after work, and played tons of car games. We were all pretty tired by the time we got to our hotel around 11:30 PM, but we decided to go out. We chilled at the hotel for a while, then bounced around different clubs in the city, until we found one we really liked. “What a vibe!!” as they say here.

We ended our night/morning watching the sunrise from the beach in front of our hotel in Umhlanga, which is on the North Coast of Durban. It was pretty cold still, but the sunrise was gorgeous. And the hotel that seemed like no big deal was surreal when we woke up in the morning to the ocean breeze and the amazing view.

By the way, Umhlanga is the hardest word ever to say. Apparently it’s a Zulu word, but it’s really hard to make the right sound. My friends from here only speak English and Afrikaans, and they pronounce it Umshlanga, but a lady from Durban taught me how to say it right, but I can’t even sound it out in writing because it’s like no sound in English.

Durban was really chill; we all just hung out, did some tourism around the local markets and historic centre, and saw some monuments. The city is fascinating, and the weather helps, especially after being in Joburg for a month. Before we left we stopped by the Indian District and saw the biggest mosque in the Southern Hemisphere. We also ate Bunny Chow, which is a South African/Indian dish that is pretty much a curry (you pick what kind) inside a loaf of bread, and you eat it with your hands. Sooo good!

The weather was amazing, and I got to swim in the Indian Ocean, which was cool! Saturday it was pretty warm, but we went swimming at 9 AM before checking out on Sunday and it was pretty freakin cold.

Now it’s back to work, and 8 degrees (Celcius)... at least until Friday, when I get to go to Victoria Falls!

This is How Dreams Come True

As most of you already know, since I was born I have moved to different countries every 3 years of my life. As much as I look back now and think everything has been amazing, moving is kind of hard. Really hard actually. And it only gets harder as you get older. That’s why when people ask me if I’m going to follow my mother’s huge footsteps and become a Diplomat, I’ve always said NO WAY, without even thinking twice.

Well. I take it back. And this is why:

I came to South Africa not only for the amazing internship opportunity, but also to get a glimpse of the World Cup. After my first game, I was in awe – one of the best experiences EVER. Then I got to go to another game, and we won both these games! So then I started thinking how in the hell I was going to get $1,500 to go to the World Cup Final. I debated about it, thought of everything, but decided I needed to go.

Until Brasil lost.

There was no way I was paying that much money to see 2 other teams from the nosebleeds. I was already so privileged; I mean how many people dream of watching a World Cup game live??? And I did it when I was 20!

So I watched the semifinals at the Melrose Arch Fan Park, which was hectic and packed and loads of fun, and decided that for the final I was going to do something chill with my cousin, maybe a bar. At 2:00 PM on Sunday my cousin gets a call asking him if he had tickets to watch the game, he said no, and his friend offered him a free ticket. So I took him to his friend’s hotel, felt happy for him, and went home to cook and make plans to watch the game with some friends from here.

4:30 PM I’m still lazy at home, relaxing and I get a call from my cousin. They had another ticket, someone didn’t know up. It was mine if I could make it to the stadium on time. Did I want it?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! I’ve never gotten dressed and left the house so quickly. I knew there was going to be crazy traffic, but who cares- I drove all the way to the end of the world to make it to Soccer City on time.

After some traffic, I met up with my cousin outside the stadium around 6:00 PM. We grabbed our beers and watched the most amazing closing ceremony! It was surreal. And then we started to go down the stairs to our seats – we were Category 1, the first section. I looked at my ticket and stopped at JJ, thinking this was too good to be true! The seats were so close! Until my cousin said “Maria, you’re in J, not JJ.” EVEN CLOSER! I was right behind the goal, about 5 rows up.
Honestly, I don’t care that the game was shit. I could care less. It was the most amazing experience EVER.

So what does this have to do with me reconsidering my career choice?!

Well originally Lula (Brasilian President) was going to the game, since the next World Cup is in Brasil. But since Brasil wasn’t in the finals, he left South Africa early to go home. Therefore, all the Ministers and government people took his VIP tickets. And since my cousin is a diplomat and works for Lula, he knew all the people who were there, and ended up with the 2 extra tickets.

Therefore, being a diplomat = 2 5th Row tickets for the World Cup Final.

This weekend, on to the next one: I’m road-tripping to Durban tomorrow for the annual Sardine Run + Cage Diving + Beaching. The weather in Joburg this weekend is going to be in the negatives, while Durban is 28! (Celcius of course)

Peaaaaaace Out!

Howzit?!

So everyone's aware of my love of accents; I think it might be related to my frustration at losing my original British accent.


The South African accent is AMAZING! But more than that, I love the expressions. These are my favorite:

New Expressions:

Such is life: Oh well

Get involved: go for it

Jawl/Jorl: Party, good time "I'm going to a jawl, I'm gonna have a jawl"

Bru/Brew: Bro

You must know/ Oakes must know: they just use this a lot and I think it's funny- self explanatory though

Robot: TRAFFIC LIGHT! This guy gave me directions and he goes "Turn at the second robot..." wtf?! I love it... And the road has paint on it that says "Robot Ahead" Hahaha I'll take a picture at some point.

Howzit: Hi + How are you= an everyday greeting, like hey

Oakes: Dudes. My thought process is that it's derived from blokes?! Maybe, maybe not?!


Tune me/him/her: call me/tell me. "I'll tune him and see what's up"


Shame: People say this ALL the time, instead of awww. "Did you watch the Ghana game? Shame."


Braai: BBQ


Till: Cashier


Lekker: Nice, cool, sweet. Used more for food, but I was informed that it can be used for attractive people as well.


Biltong: not really a slang, but it's a kind of dry meat, and it's reaaaally good.



I'll keep updating the list as I pick up more words!

Catching Up!

Since I've gotten here, this is the first time I wish I was back in the US. 4th of July! I guess it makes sense for me not to celebrate this country's independence since it doesn't want me in it. Anyways I hope everyone enjoys this holiday!!

As for the Brasil game, I don't want to talk about it. At least I'm saving $1500.

I've been slacking on the blog, but with good reason! Increase in social life + Busy at work - Good Internet + Not wanting to do anything/talk to anyone after the Brasil game= Less blogging. But I promise to try harder!

The internship has been amazing! Every day I meet new people, and they're all amazing! I've decided South Africans are really high up on my list of favorite people. They're so nice and funny and friendly, all of them! I've been doing a lot of legit work, and they've been giving me a lot of responsibility. I researched and put together a competitor review and presented to client, participated in meetings, brainstormed, rushed documents for client approval at late hours in another city (Pretoria). It's such a great atmosphere, I really love it here!

As for driving, everyone would be impressed! No accidents, and only turned once into a wrong way street, but there were no other cars around so we're all good!

I've met up with some old friends from Brasil and actually gone out, and then met people from here and went out more! It's so funny because all the nice places here are American influenced: the club we went to was called Manhattan, and we watched the game in this huge Plaza outside a mall called Melrose Arch.

After this weekend I'm going to start all my tourism, but I'm not sure what I'm going to do first, probably Victoria Falls because I'm dying to go! I've decided I might spend a weekend in Durban as well... We'll see what I have time for!

I started my online Oceanography class: probably the most pointless thing I've ever had to do. Oh the things I do to stay in the country... If anyone is ever bored and wants to do my homework for me, please let me know!

Anyways, I miss everyone a lot and I'll see you in 5 weeks!!